Monday, September 13, 2010

A New Brew Buddy and a New Brewing Experience

Given how beautiful the weather has been lately, I had been dreaming of spending an afternoon brewing a batch of home made beer.

Saturday afternoon was just that afternoon.  The weather was fantastic and PERFECT for brewing outdoors.  Since my usual brew buddies weren't joining me, I had to find some equipment, but after scanning Craigslist and taking a quick jaunt to the 'burbs I was home with a nearly new turkey fryer and brand new propane tank.

At this point, my new "brew buddy" showed up and we started brainstorming about the type of beer we intended to produce.  As we flipped through The Homebrewer's Companion, we found a dry-hopped pale ale called "Tits Up in the Mud Pale Ale".  The name is a reference to being such an awesome beer that you feel as if you are a pig lying upside-down in the mud, soaking up the "awesome".

With our recipe book in hand, we headed to My Old Kentucky Homebrew -- the greatest homebrew shop this side of the Watterson Expressway -- to pick up our last few pieces of equipment and all of the materials for our batch of home brewed beer.

Amazingly, the store had everything we needed.  The owner working behind the counter was very friendly and seemed to walk through our recipe in his head to ensure that we really were buying everything we needed.  He talked us out of buying one ingredient, gypsum, which is used to harden the water.  Apparently Kentucky water not only tastes great, but it's already plenty hard for beer-making purposes.

After buying everything we needed, we headed back home and started laying everything out on my back patio.  Our recipe uses malt extract, so for beginners like ourselves, it saves us a lot of headaches.  We ran through the recipe instructions, holding the temperature steady for a while, then boiling like crazy.  The aroma enticed several neighbors to stop by, each commenting on its smell and how it seemed almost like beer.

We finally finished the boil.  We then cooled it as rapidly as possible by using a wort chiller (really just a coil of copper tubing connected to a garden hose) and placed it into the primary fermenter.  After cooling a little more, we "pitched" the yeast.  By evening the next day, it was starting to look a lot more like beer with lots of bubbles rising from the liquid!  This morning the air lock on the fermenter was going crazy, indicating that the yeast were heartily munching away while creating a waste product that we love to drink.

Primary fermentation should be complete this weekend.  At that point, we'll transfer the newly formed beer to the secondary fermenter and toss in some dry hops.  Once the beer takes on its tasty dry hop flavor, we will bottle it.  Then after sitting a little while to carbonate, then it's time to enjoy it!  We can hardly wait for our new batch of dry hopped pale ale to be complete!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Censorship, Craigslist, and Prostitution

Giving in to pressure from 17 Attorneys General, Craigslist has recently censored it's "Adult Services" section.  The space previously occupied by the link now shows a blacked-out "censored".  Do these people really think that censoring a single part of Craigslist is going to make a difference?  These posts will simply jump categories -- I assume we'll start seeing prostitutes all over the "Casual Encounters" section if not the "Skilled Trade", "Therapeutic", "Creative", "Household", or "Pet" services sections.  After all, I can certainly imagine scenarios where prostitutes can be considered Skilled, Therapeutic, Creative, Household-related, or even Pets.  (OK - So may you have to use your imagination a bit for that last one..)

This move is a net loss for everyone.  1) Craigslist is no longer bringing in revenue from these ads to pay their highly-trained attorneys to screen the prostitutes' ads.  2) Due to the aforementioned lack of screening, pimps will be MORE likely to post ads that will lead to abuse and human trafficking.

Way to go, Attorneys General, for stepping in to wreck another great service which provides a means for people to connect with one another -- a service which was doing everything possible to police its service.  I suppose you think that guns independently murder people while the gun owners sleep soundly in the next room.  Uh huh.


We all agree that prostitution is bad.  However it has existed since the beginning of commerce and is unlikely to go away anytime soon.  Let's do things that make their lives easier and their jobs safer instead of moving backwards.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Unfortunate Life as a Contractor


Architect:  I'd like you to build me a complete house.
Contractor:  Ok.  Please give me more details.
Architect:  It should have four walls.
Contractor:  Ok.  Here is your house with four walls.  Though you didn't specify it, I thought I should also include a roof and plumbing and electrical and non-load-bearing walls.
Architect:  Awesome!  You are such a great contractor!!

(Short time passes.)

Architect:  There is a *minor* problem with the house.  I *really* wanted it to be 30 feet by 40 feet, but you built to be 10 feet by 10 feet.  Will you make it 30 feet by 40 feet?
Contractor:  Ok.  Do you have any other requests?
Architect:  No.

(Substantial time passes as the house is completely rebuilt.)

Architect:  What is taking so long?
Contractor:  The scope completely changed.  The house had to be rebuilt more-or-less from scratch.  New footers had to be poured.  The roof had to be extended (and the existing trusses had to be adjusted).  The plumbing and electrical needed complicated additions.  The plumbing and electrical runs were longer than they should have been because the junction box / water line / sewer line were all set up for a 10 feet by 10 feet house.
Architect:  Ah, I see.

(Time passes.)

Contractor:  Sir, your house is now 30 feet by 40 feet.
Architect:  Excellent!  You are the best employee, er contractor, ever!!!11!!

(Short time passes.)

Architect:  Sooo, it turns out that when you added those extra electrical lines, you didn't run 3-phase power or industrial-sized sewer lines.
Contractor:  Wow, that's a major change.
Architect:  Fix it.
Contractor:  Will do.

[ and this continues ad infinitum ].